Fcuk.
I want this voice clock badly,badly.
It costs 7,140 yen.
Meaning,
SGD 109.173.
GOD DAMMIT SHIT HOW I WISH I WAS RICH.

Each morning,these guys will awaken you with one of the 3 patterns.

Izaya - I’m not particularly interested in you, but I am interested in seeing your face torn in despair after finding out you overslept. (LOL~ so evil! and then he seems to go softer on you when you decide to wake up and sends you off with “itterashai”. I wonder what tone of voice he uses ^^)

Shizuo - Listen carefully, I am not that particularly busy but I will only have 10 more seconds to use for you in my entire life. (and there’s mention about waking up or be prepared to sleep with a vending machine ^^'')

Izaya & Shizuo - Hmm the 3rd message seems like a cute conversation between the two where Shizuo is trying to get Izaya out of bed. Which begs the question....Why were they there in the same bedroom in the first place!?!?!? Fan-service message lmao.

HOW I WISH I WAS A RICH BASTARD !!!!!!!
Second World - Blame yourself POOR BASTARD.
Can I blame you instead?!